m00dycat:

    asap-tran:

    really-shit:

    If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you.

    fuck

    Oh my god

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    hurricane-emily:

    jimgaffigan:

    Ladies I hope getting your nails done feels good because not a single man notices you got them done.

    maybe

    just maybe

    women do some things for themselves and not just for men

    what a concept

    (via sweettranquili-tea)

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    jaymesmcguiness:

    KRISPY KREME ARE GIVING OUT A FREE DOUGHNUT FOR EVERY A YOU GET ON YOUR REPORT CARD

    image

    THIS HAS MOTIVATED ME MORE THAN MY TEACHERS.

    (via sweettranquili-tea)

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